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Here you find a lots of SMS.sandeepinfohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02522586981243188719noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8850515723023504512.post-82986430633881969132007-06-09T02:06:00.000-07:002007-06-11T23:26:35.049-07:00Funny SMS - 2<a href="http://expertsuggestion.blogspot.com/2007/05/all-india-level-contest.html"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>All India Level Contest</strong></span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sandeepinfo5.googlepages.com/sandeepinfo"><strong>Send Hot and Sexy SMS absolutely free</strong></a><br /><br />Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,<br />Khadke glassi in the bar,<br />Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry,<br />Always TALLI never CRY !!!<br /><br /><br />Good news!<br />A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.<br />Just call me and order your kiss.<br />I will personally go and deliver it.<br /><br /><br />Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,<br />From birth till my death,<br />my feelings 4 u have never changed.<br />For me, you've always been a headache!<br /><br />It's the sweetest thing to do.<br />Do it in the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!<br />U must never stop doing it.<br />It's called Prayer!<br />God bless ur naughty mind<br /><br />What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?<br />Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.<br />Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud have immediately.<br /><br /><a href="http://sandeepinfo5.googlepages.com/sandeepinfo"><strong>Send Hot and Sexy SMS absolutely free</strong></a><br /><br /><a href="http://expertsuggestion.blogspot.com/2007/06/logic-behind-numbers.html"><span style="color:#990000;">Logic Behind the Numbers</span></a><br /><a href="http://expertsuggestion.blogspot.com/2007/06/why-do-clocks-run-clockwise.html"><span style="color:#990000;">Why do clocks run clockwise?</span></a>sandeepinfohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02522586981243188719noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8850515723023504512.post-17659583359760528332007-05-28T04:00:00.000-07:002007-05-28T04:02:36.861-07:00Funny SMS - 1<a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/">Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</a><br /><br /><br />1. Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?<br />Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'<br />Gal: Great! I want 10 of them<br /><br /><br /><br />2. Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too...<br />Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.<br /><br /><br />3. Always start your day with a lot of S E X<br />S-mile<br />E-nergy<br />X-citement<br />so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!<br /><br /><br />4. Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai or recharge khatam.<br />Ab kya kare?<br />Mein batata hoon kya karein.<br />Theke pe jao, quarter lo,<br />4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.<br />Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Quarter ab sirf 10 Rs/-<br /><br /><br />5. Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???<br />Circuit: simple hai na bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/">Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</a>sandeepinfohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02522586981243188719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8850515723023504512.post-79200228081864755432007-05-28T03:58:00.000-07:002007-05-28T04:00:13.403-07:00Love SMS<a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/">Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</a><br /><br />1. last night an angel walked into my room.<br />I asked him to watch over you. but he came back<br />I asked him why<br />he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel.<br /><br /><br />2. Love knows no reasons,love knows no lies.<br />Love defies all reasons,love has no eyes.<br />But love is not blind,love sees but doesn't mind.<br /><br /><br />3. I love three things: the sun, the moon and you,<br />the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.<br /><br /><br />4. Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2<br />send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u<br />that i am always ur riend. DONT 4 GET!<br /><br /><br />5. You come to love not by finding the perfect person,<br />but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.<br /><br /><a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/">Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</a>sandeepinfohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02522586981243188719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8850515723023504512.post-16730120903952920862007-05-28T03:56:00.000-07:002007-05-28T03:58:27.962-07:00Friendship SMS<a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/">Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</a><br /><br />1. They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person,<br />an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them,<br />but then an entire life 2 forget them.<br /><br />2. In my life I learned how? 2 love 2 smile<br />2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest<br />2 be faithful 2 forgive<br />but I couldn?t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.<br /><br />3. Feel good when somebody Miss u.<br />Feel better when somebody Loves u.<br />But feel best when somebody never forgets u.<br /><br />4. We gain and lose things every day.<br />But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!<br /><br />5. Six rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred;<br />Free your mind from worries;<br />Live simply; Expect less;<br />Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND<br /><br /><a href="http://sandeepinfo.blogspot.com/">Earn Rs 1860/Month By reading SMS on your Mobile</a>sandeepinfohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02522586981243188719noreply@blogger.com0