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2007-06-09T02:06:00.000-07:00

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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI never CRY !!!

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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it in the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud have immediately.

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Why do clocks run clockwise?

Funny SMS - 1

2007-05-28T04:00:00.000-07:00

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1. Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

2. Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too...
Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

3. Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

4. Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare?
Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo,
4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Quarter ab sirf 10 Rs/-

5. Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple hai na bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

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Love SMS

2007-05-28T03:58:00.000-07:00

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1. last night an angel walked into my room.
I asked him to watch over you. but he came back
I asked him why
he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel.

2. Love knows no reasons,love knows no lies.
Love defies all reasons,love has no eyes.
But love is not blind,love sees but doesn't mind.

3. I love three things: the sun, the moon and you,
the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.

4. Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2
send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u
that i am always ur riend. DONT 4 GET!

5. You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

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Friendship SMS

2007-05-28T03:56:00.000-07:00

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1. They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person,
an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them,
but then an entire life 2 forget them.

2. In my life I learned how? 2 love 2 smile
2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest
2 be faithful 2 forgive
but I couldn?t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

3. Feel good when somebody Miss u.
Feel better when somebody Loves u.
But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

4. We gain and lose things every day.
But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

5. Six rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply; Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

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