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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI never CRY !!!


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A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

It's the sweetest thing to do.
Do it in the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud have immediately.

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Why do clocks run clockwise?